One thing I hate is when a great dog is overlooked. Apple is one of those dogs.
Let me tell you about Apple. This great little guy can run with the greyhounds. He can sniff with the bloodhounds. He can jump with the kangaroos.
But the one annoying thing he does, or rather doesn't do, is bark. At the right time! Sure he barks, he just never barks when people are around. So no one knows he's there. Quiet as a mouse. No one would ever know that this gorgeous creature is located in the hallway room, right behind the reception desk.